google '"wednesday hump" jenny' http://www.dailynexus.com/print_article.php?a=11900 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Isla Vista is an unincorporated community in Santa Barbara County, California, United States. As of the 2000 census, it had a population of 18,344. The majority of residents are students at nearby UC Santa Barbara. It is a census-designated place and beachside community west of the University of California, Santa Barbara, on a flat plateau about 30 feet in elevation, separated from the beach by a bluff. Many paths connect the town to the beach. Isla Vista enjoys a Mediterranean climate and often has slightly less precipitation than either Santa Barbara or the adjacent community of Goleta ###################################################################### Living in Isla Vista, I have had the terms in reference to number of sex partners, pounded into my head by one too many judgmental guys. These are the same guys who sleep with anything that comes between them and Freebirds at 3 a.m. and the same guys who freak if a girl has slept with one person over number, whether that number is five, 10, or 50. In response to this common sexist scrutiny, my girls and I embraced our own definition of sex, which is when one or both partners finish from vaginal intercourse. If no one cums, it t count! This left us the loophole starting to have fondly referred to as the game just the Wedding . It is a complex system that takes into account the number of alcoholic drinks consumed, the time limit of actual penetration, and how much we like the person in general. Numbers of partners for one girl can range from five to 13 and a half, depending on which elements of the equation are taken into account ( are the result of very complicated/blurry sexual situations - usually involving copious amounts of alcohol and some sort of retaliation against a former lover). halfersthe Crashersin tipof sex,of doesnacceptablethe unacceptable,and acceptablesocially Guys, you can use this game to your advantage as well. Tired of being turned down by your dream woman because re too much of ? Stop around my house and ll give you the physical directions for my magic equation to lower your numbers. Trust me, m a professional. What makes sex count? It may seem like a silly question, but ve heard many answers ranging from oral sex to vaginal penetration to the ejaculation of the male specifically. Personally, I think that sex t be counted until both partners orgasm. That way, guys would need to try harder than a few drunken pumps to earn their bragging rights, and I would practically be a virgin! shouldnIIIplayera you http://www.dailynexus.com/opinion/2006/12371.html Also, when your new sex partner casually asks you how many guys ve slept with, I strongly recommend not answering does it count if he t Apparently, that is some sort of insinuation that d drop your panties for every boy in IV and not count one as a legitimate sex partner if he is too drunk to finish. Unless you want to spend the rest of that night trying to convince your now standoffish boyfriend to still sleep with you, I would stay away from that conversation. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - As long as proper protection is used, people should feel more than welcome to exercise their right to explore their sexual horizons and fuck whomever they want, especially within the best-looking square-mile community in the world. ###################################################################### College is the perfect time to experiment with sexuality. For those of you going on to grad school, ll be studying too much to get laid. For those of you entering the workforce straightaway, ll be working too much to get laid. For everyone else, something else will be taking up your time, and you will be doing that too much to get laid, too. http://www.dailynexus.com/opinion/2005/10341.html spacer image Daily Nexus > Opinion > Volume 86, Issue Number 32 spacer image spacer image The Wednesday Hump: t Delay the Three-Way Take Advantage of s Menage a Toi-portunities Nina Anthony Love Columnist Published Wednesday November 2, 2005 Yak Yu / Daily Nexus Article Options Printer Friendly Version Printer Friendly Version Email this story Email this story Related Articles How to Reach the Ever-Elusive Female orgasm The Wednesday Hump: Redefining What Counts as Sex The Wednesday Hump: Silly Kids, Treats Are for Adults! The Wednesday Hump: Keep the Jungle Tame for Wild, Clean Sex The Wednesday Hump: Become a Slave to the Authorities The Wednesday Hump: Pack Some Spontaneity The Wednesday Hump: Hey, Gauchos, Um, Wanna Do It? The Wednesday Hump: Get Neighborly in I.V. The Wednesday Hump: One Last Good-Bye Hump The Wednesday Hump: Orgasm Simultaneously spacer image Come and knock on our door, honey, because ve been waiting for you. If ve never agreed that s a crowd, then you, my friend, need to lock the door, collect two friends and go for it. College is the perfect time to experiment with sexuality. For those of you going on to grad school, ll be studying too much to get laid. For those of you entering the workforce straightaway, ll be working too much to get laid. For everyone else, something else will be taking up your time, and you will be doing that too much to get laid, too. So while re here at UCSB, you have a golden opportunity to get it done. While Isla Vista is beautiful, it is also one continuous orgy that kicks long-time participants out come June and welcomes fresh blood every fall. Sure there are people living here who want no part in your three-way fantasy, but, for the most part, your most willing participants are just a s throwaway. Naturally, the gender combination you choose for your trio is incredibly important. With two girls and a guy, one would expect the experience to be softer and more sensual than, say, being the female sandwich in a human re-creation of the Eiffel Tower. Some women may find the thought of two men somewhat threatening: being stuck in finger position can leave one feeling stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. At the same time, however, those anxieties may be outweighed by the fact that kissing another woman is not a turn on in any way. If re going to do it, ve got to do what is right for you. And also, if the decision about gender preference is challenging in any way, then it probably is not the right time to be experimenting in this fashion quite yet. If you are gay and have no bisexual interests, you are silently laughing at the fact that you get to sidestep this selection process and go right for the goodies. There is something harmonious about people who know how to work their own bodies while simultaneously working on the same body parts of others. While different people have different preferences, at least you t have to dwell on what works and what t. The relationship between the participants in the threesome is also something to consider. While it may seem like a great way to spice up an exclusive relationship, adding somebody else to the mix can stir up drama. Consider the Chasing example: seeing something in the newcomer that you desire and seeing something in the old ball and chain that you dislike. Sharing someone may not be the easiest thing for a couple to deal with, and it has the potential to ruin an established relationship. It would almost seem that your best bets could be found in a pool of your own friends. A three-way t going to make a friendship as awkward or personal as regular, two-person intercourse can. Also, group activity usually deflects blame and guilt because you are all active participants, so it would seem that there is even less to feel uncomfortable about. If you feel you may need a little bit of hooch to get you started, try to imbibe in moderation. Nothing kills the mood quicker than a nauseous participant. Nor would you care to end up like a friend of mine, who woke up in an unfamiliar room with two females on either side. His elation was short-lived, however, because as soon as he made his way home and stepped in the shower he realized that they had manhandled his member. Remember to use caution: Never get in over your head and if it starts feeling uncomfortable, s no shame in backing out. But t forget that re only young once. If you have even the tiniest desire, who knows - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Now is about the time during the school year that I begin to tune out of my classes. If I attend, I either spend my time sleeping or wondering what kind of kink the guy next to me digs. http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/opinion/2005/10147.html